by FoCo Roller Derby | Nov 14, 2013 | Blog, Derby Life
Oh, Ogden, UT. How I always miss visiting you. NOT! The bars close at 1am. The mountains are on the wrong side. Not to mention the breathtakingly beautiful scenic drive through the middle of Wyoming is anything but breathtaking or beautiful. Even so, every year... 
by FoCo Roller Derby | Oct 25, 2013 | Blog, Derby Life
My body hurts all the time. Just a little bit, but it’s seriously ALL THE TIME. My hips are tight and my knee is stiff. My ankle pops and my lower back aches. It’s getting close to the end of the season and I am burnt out. Practice nights mean that I am... 
by FoCo Roller Derby | Oct 3, 2013 | Derby Life
Something seems to have clicked. Finally. I was coming Something seems to have clicked. Finally. I was coming to peace with the fact that I might always play derby badly. That I may never “get” it and that the fun of being out there with my friends might... 
by FoCo Roller Derby | Sep 26, 2013 | Derby Life
“Yes, I officiate roller derby.” I say that phrase a lot; often to the surprise of people I meet on airplanes, at conferences, or even when I am with my friends and family. People usually ask me a ton of questions about the sport, the rules, what I do; and quite... 
by FoCo Roller Derby | Sep 20, 2013 | Derby Life
I’m feeling saucy today. More than saucy. I’m feeling a little unhinged – in a good way. So instead of a wonderful, well thought-out blog full of good content, I’m filling it with BUTTS. That’s right, good ol’ fashioned eye... 
by FoCo Roller Derby | Sep 12, 2013 | Derby Life
What time is it folks? That’s right, it’s time for another P.S.A. courtesy of the fine ladies of FoCo Girls Gone Derby, and me, Mollytov Maguire. There are a lot of phrases that get thrown around in derby; vulgar, funny, and punny alike roll right off our...