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But Shirley

Player Bio

Athletic background

I am a former high school athlete having done polevault, sprinting and swimming. Throughout college I participated in IM soccer and inter-tube water polo. Now to supplement derby I lift and hike!

Roller Derby Background

I saw my first bout way back in high school and had an interest in it, but never considered joining until March 2015.

Describe the smell of your gear bag:

Smells like hard work and determination.. .also a lot like a small animal that died after eating a very rotten piece of cheese.

What is your favorite position?

I love being pivot and blocking


Small fuzzy animals, exercise, true crime/murder stories


Loud eating, hypermasculinity, mashed potatoes


Hiking, walking my dog, camping, napping

Random Facts

I can touch my tongue to my nose. I have had eye surgery before because a cat scratched my eyeball. I have worked 10 jobs in the past 3 years in my journey to becoming the most interesting woman.

What would you like to share with someone who has never experienced roller derby or who is new to the sport?

It is everything you need in your life at any point in time. Support, love, an anger outlet, a way to feel stronger, and a way to meet amazing people.